Have you ever heard a
weatherman say tomorrow will be partially sunny?
Why does your glass
have to be half empty or half full, why can't it be half broken like most
Have you ever noticed
how some things never change, while other things still remain the same?
Why do people vote
when they don't like either candidate? When he is elected and screws up
people just say, well you voted for him. What would happen if nobody voted
What would happen if
you left a very large tip for a rude waitress? Would she feel bad, and
would that make you feel good?
If you were going to a
Gay Rights Parade and only wore a penis cup, wouldn't you do a few sit-ups
If you were a guy and
someone said you look just like your mom, would that be an insult?
Have you ever
introduced someone as your best friend, to your best friend? Would he
still be your best friend?
If you were going to
get a tattoo, would you have a professional do it even if the neighbor kid
would do it for free?
Who are they, or those
people, or them, are they always the same people, or does that refer to
different people each time?
Would it be a waste to
feed a jackass a creampuff, even if he served you faithfully for twenty
years? Would he appreciate it ? Oh that reminds me, if you had sex
with a donkey, would the other donkeys look down on it?
If I was 40 and my
girlfriend was 20, I would be twice her age. Then when I was 60 and she
was 40, I would only be about 1 &1/2 times her age. When I'm 100 and she
is 80, she would be 8/10ths my age. How long would it take, before we were
the same age?
Do you find Jesus, or
does he find you, and does he ever get lost? If you believe in him, does
he have to believe in you? Hey do you think God would burn you in Hell for
eternity if you really screwed up while you were here? Wouldn't a weekend
be enough punishment? Do you think he thought of that by himself, or did
some preacher like Benny Hinn give him the idea? Eternity, man
Hey, how about when
you see a boxer pray before a fight, do you think Jesus is in his corner?
What happens if both boxers pray at the same time? I guess that would just
be called a fair fight. If you believed in evolution, would you be a
Why does it take a
life time to get over someone you fell in love with at first site? Oh,
would a marriage counselor be doing their job if they told you to get a
Have you ever has any
one tell you to cheer up when you are down and they are also, or is
it only when things are going good for them and not for you?
If your AA sponsor was
arrested in a child pornography sting, would that be reason enough to have
a drink? Why is it that alcoholics had everything and lost it because of
alcohol, and now that they don't drink, don't have anything to lose?
Wouldn't you start drinking again until you got the house, boat, and cars
back, then quit drinking?
Have you ever felt all
alone in a crowded room, and if everyone else in the room felt the same
way, would you still feel all alone?
Who invented daylight
savings time anyway? What's up with that?
Do blacks have white
history month, and do bi-racial people have more history than white or
black people? If blacks were the majority, would whites still have to sit
at the front of the bus, and drink out of separate fountains?
Would it be correct to
say you were stuck fast, even if it took 2 hrs. to happen?
If love is the opposite
of hate, what's the opposite of indifference? Could it be love and hate?
Is rap music, rap and
music? If scratching a needle on a record is pleasing to someone, would
that person pay me to
scratch my fingernails on
Oh well, I was just
thinking. Hey, if wisdom comes with age, why are there so many dumb, oh
never mind. OK, gotta go gotta go....